Husband 1.0

So I was on my MUD:

[ 38] Borlak: joke: female perspective

Tue May 14 22:16:19 2002

To: all

Software Packages

FROM A FEMALE PERSPECTIVE:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed aslowdown in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL7.4, ESPN 3.2 and Major League Baseball 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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