Women and Men

A conversation on my MUD

(IMM) [Cedric]: So my horoscope today said I can’t seem to get out of the house, because my responsibilities are at home right now, and will be for some time
(IMM) [Cedric]: I think it thinks I just gave birth?
(IMM) [Anari]: ha ha
(IMM) [Cedric]: I’m convinced my horoscopes think I’m female
(IMM) [Anari]: MAYBE YOU DID
(IMM) [Anari]: MAYBE YOU ARE
(IMM) [Cedric]: It told me to lift my spirits by getting fantastic take-out, and watching a sapply old movie
(IMM) [Cedric]: MY HOROSCOPES DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL!!
(IMM) [Cedric]: 1) I can’t have takeout delivered here. 2) a sappy old movie wouldn’t lift my spirits!
(IMM) [Cedric]: 3) i’m not stuck at home!!!
(IMM) [Cedric]: IT’S 100% WRONG!
(IMM) [Anari]: (j00r female)
(IMM) [Cedric]: -_-
(IMM) [Anari]: Maybe you need to get in touch with your feminine side
(IMM) [Cedric]: These horoscopes just think only women read them
(IMM) [Cedric]: Which is probably true
(IMM) [Cedric]: I just happen to be really bored at work
(IMM) [Cedric]: Far as I can tell, more women believe in reincarnation, ghost stories, and horoscopes, than men do
(IMM) [Cedric]: And more men believe in aliens and shit
(IMM) [Anari]: I believe in aliens
(IMM) [Anari]: and reincarnation
(IMM) [Cedric]: You karate chop bunnies and hold their hearts in your hand
(IMM) [Anari]: Not so much ghosts tho
(IMM) [Anari]: laf
(IMM) [Anari]: Yes I do
(IMM) [Cedric]: You get splattered with deer gore while your dad guts them with a chainsaw
(IMM) [Anari]: SO DON’T FUCK WITH ME
(IMM) [Anari]: rofl
(IMM) [Cedric]: You put eggs in your bronco when it breaks down on the way to work!
(IMM) [Anari]: It’s sad that you remember all these things about me
(IMM) [Anari]: Even more sad that they are all true
(IMM) [Cedric]: YOU OCCASIONALLY SLEEP WITH A SHOTGUN UNDER YOUR BED!
(IMM) [Anari]: I’ve got more balls than most men.
(IMM) [Cedric]: laf

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1. Verthril Says:
   October 23rd, 2006 at 6:12 pm

   It’s the truth! Crystal knows more about Trucks, Guns, Hunting and general Badassery than the average man.

   So Average and Below men, remember, don’t piss off the ladies, otherwise they might kick your arse and gut ya.

2. dawnmarie Says:
   October 24th, 2006 at 6:29 pm

   what is up with the eggs? I don;t get it, lol.

   yes, crys is one tough cookie!

3. Crys Says:
   October 25th, 2006 at 1:39 pm

   ha ha, I put them in my radiator when it sprung a leak It cooks the egg and clogs the hole, usually lasts me up to 6 months or so

4. Verthril Says:
   October 25th, 2006 at 9:26 pm

   Mmmmmmm, Radiator Eggs, with a side dish of Carborator Hash and Muffler Sausages!

   Actually now I’m kinda hungry…

5. dawnmarie Says:
   October 26th, 2006 at 2:22 pm

   oh, ok. I get it now!

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