Nerf Wars
To relieve tension at work, we have nerf wars throughout the day. I don’t have a nerf gun of my own yet, but have been using a co-workers at his discretion that I use it to shoot another co-worker over and over.
I have been nicknamed Calamity Jane.
Co-worker (3:57:40 PM): Just want you to know
Co-worker (3:57:52 PM): That if the office was attacked by zombies
Co-worker (3:58:08 PM): And we had to despirately search for weapons
Co-worker (3:58:19 PM): I’d nominate you for the first big gun we find
Me (3:58:30 PM): ha ha what?
Me (3:58:36 PM): My gun?
Co-worker (3:58:50 PM): ha yea
Co-worker (3:59:06 PM): or whatever we come across in the post-apocolyptic version of Frederick
Me (3:59:06 PM): My gun isn’t very powerful tho
Co-worker (3:59:24 PM): if it can take out a zombie, it’s good enough
Me (4:00:01 PM): I’m trying to decide if this is a compliment or a secret way of saying that my gun is going to be stolen
Co-worker (4:00:20 PM): LOL
Co-worker (4:00:23 PM): compliment
Co-worker (4:00:29 PM): to your pwning ability
Me (4:00:52 PM): ha ha, well don’t tell Robinson. He likes to underestimate me. Which is when I shoot him in the eye.
Co-worker (4:01:02 PM): hahaha
Co-worker (4:01:07 PM): okay
Co-worker (4:01:10 PM): it’s dl
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